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The Retired Player

Where The Game Is Told Not Sold

 

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THE CHEATING EPISODE

1) First don’t get caught. If you do get caught then admit everything. With that being said let’s get real, unless you are a Guerilla Player then your girl may think you two are exclusive.

If that is the case then you run the risk of getting caught playing.

Now if this happens be smart. Most wanna be players will think they should lie. That is the wrong thing to do. This is when you go into Guerilla player mode and admit everything. That’s right you heard me admit everything. Tell your girl you did it and when she wants to know what happened tell her with all the freaky, gory details if that’s what she wants.

Now why do I say to tell her and admit everything? Because women don’t leave for cheating they leave for lying.

Why do I tell you to give her all the gory details? Because women are crazy competitive and they will try to do everything the other girl did in attempt to be better than the other woman in bed. They may not want to act this way but they can’t help it.

2) Be careful!!!

This is when you find out if you girl is mentally tough. Some chicks are crazy as hell and will try to get knocked up so make sure that you if you get caught cheating that you are packing the plastic. Some women will respond by trying to put you on lock down with a baby.

Don’t fall for the game, stay strong especially when you feel the velvet wet pom pom. But remember if you go raw dog you might be paying child support!

3) Use this time of her low self-esteem as a time of personal gain.

Get the things you have wanted from her but she has been reluctant to give. Also use this time to curb behavior that you can’t stand. For instance, if you can’t stand the fact that she bitches when you go out with your boys then tell her that you played because the other girl doesn’t try to control you. If she won’t give you head or let you tap that ass then let her know the other chick will and you wouldn’t have had to go elsewhere if she where putting it down like you want it. I know it sounds cruel but it is effective.

3) Make no promises. Most girls will get over it but will want you to make a promise not to play again but you don’t have to make that promise. You will make no promises because you want to maintain the possibility of bouncing if she acts a fool or doesn’t give you what you want.

4) What if she cheats on you?

a) You must punish her and make it swift and harsh.

b) As player never let things get violent you must always remain in control of yourself. You must immediately suspend all of her privileges. No sex, no dates, no time at all unless you decide you want it and even treat her as a booty call.

c) Show no emotion. When you see her or speak to her don’t let on that you are angry or upset that is what she wants she wants to know that you care. Be ice cold, polite but ice, unreadable towards her. To everyone else around you be yourself and make her wonder if she ever even mattered.

5) Finally, decide if you want her back. If a chick will cheat on a man then she will go against nature and her actions are an abomination and I suggest you kick her off the squad. However, if you insist on having her then you must make her pay to come back.

a) When you two go out she is paying. Things that you have wanted sexually that she has refused you expect. Also make sure you give her all the freedom in the world to go out and fuck up again. Do not tighten the reigns. If you let her be free you she will either rush back to you or you will find out that she is a broke ass bitch that needs a simp because her mind isn’t right. Many women have had messed up childhoods and they act out as adults. Instead of putting up with it simply upgrade one of your girls from the bench to the starting lineup. As a player there are too many women out there to deal with one woman’s issues so don’t.

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Should You Try To Get At Strippers?

1) Strippers and booty bars are great for player training. Some players feel strippers are off limits and any tipping is a violation of the game. Strippers serve their purpose and if you understand what this purpose is then you can walk in to a booty bar without getting played.

Strip joints are a great place for players who want to get their game tight can go and test their skills and hone your craft.

a) As an exercise in verbal skills stop by the ATM get $40 and go to the booty bar and set your goal as coming out with $15. Here is the break down of how it should be spent.

$20= Drinks for you

$5= Tips for the bartender or cocktail waitress

$15= What you go home with

Notice there are no funds allocated for strippers because you are not there to rent pussy. You are there to test your skills and develop the gift of gab.

2) Strippers will try to get you to buy them drinks and they will do stupid shit like come over to you and shake their ass a little bit and ask if you want a dance. If you say no they will then ask for a tip for basically doing nothing and if you say no they will get all salty some will get nasty and try to shame you into tipping them by saying “if you are not tipping then why did you come in here.”

What you want to do is flip it on them and say you don’t want a dance but invite them to sit and buy you a drink. Many of them will sit down and if the club is packed they will sit on your lap because they are not allowed to take up space at the bar when customers need the seats. Most of them after a song or two will start to shake their ass because it comes natural to them; after all they are ass shakers. Others will tell you “I am going to give you a free lapdance while we talk so I don’t get in trouble” because many clubs don’t allow their girls to sit on customers laps unless they are giving a dance. So not only are you getting a free drink she is giving you a lapdance for free too. Now the only way you buy her a drink is if she first bought you a drink and then only if you are not in one of those clubs that tries to charge 3X the amount for drinks when you buy drinks for the girls. The reason why it is ok to buy her a drink if she buys first is because you are in a give and take situation and you have already established the rules that if she expects anything it will only be after she gives first and only if you want to give it.

3) Strippers are toys not tools. If you don’t know what I mean by that, understand that toys are just things that you break out when you want to play with something fun and tools are things you use to build with.

You don’t use toys to build anything so don’t try. That is not to say that a stripper can’t get her shit together, get her mind right stop stripping’ and be a woman of real value but you don’t work to get her there only she can get her mind right and get her life right.

4) Know that if you get with a stripper hoe your are going to get with a drunk, junkie, weed head, or closet dyke. Most strippers need some kind of “get up” to do her job and that shit does not stop in the club they take that addict ass shit home with them. You have to know too that if you are a dating a stripper then you will be dating a whore. Almost all of them those chicks will and do fuck for money. Now if you think the stripper you are trying to break off or hook up with is different and doesn’t fuck for money because you have asked for the pussy and been turned down and you even offered her money for the pussy and she turned you down. Well, the only difference between her answering yes or no is the amount of money you are offering. So you have to ask yourself why do you want this in your life. Why do you want to date a stripper? You have to know if you just want free pussy or if you want the fantasy to be reality. Either way just get the pussy once or twice, experience your stripper fantasy with her, and bounce up out.

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TRP THE SEX EPISODE

1) Rule #1 You are always in control and must remain in control. Since you are in control insist on safe sex. Condoms condoms condoms.

2) Rule #2 No means No. Period!!!

This is not a problem if you abide by rule #1. In fact you can use this to your advantage to make sure a “no” today turns into a “yes”

every other day with no games ever being played again.

Women often use sex as a means to an end. Even though they want sex just as bad as you they use it to get things from you or to try and get you to express your feelings for them. If you find yourself in one of those situations where the girl is saying “no no no” once things get really hot don’t keep going trying to make her even hotter so that she will give in and say “yes.” What you do after the very first “no” is get right up and put your clothes to leave or if you are at home then get dressed and head to the other room. Tell her she is right that if she is not comfortable that you don’t want to do it. She will try and get you back in bed but no matter what don’t go, in fact leave and go home. She will be left at home horny and wondering what the hell just happened and the next time you two are together the only thing she will say is “yes.”

3) Have a backup plan. It is much easier to get up and walk out of a girl’s apartment after making out if you know you have a backup plan. It is best to have a booty call but if you don’t have another girl on standby then hit up a booty bar and get a lapdance. Now if you don’t have a booty bar near by that offers lapdances or you are not able to go to strip clubs because you are too young, broke, or you are banned because you used to act a fool before you got some game then no worries you still have yourself. Trust me there is no shame in finishing yourself off when you get home. Self-love can be some of the best love.

In fact I recommend squeezing one off before going on your date. Believe me you will be a different person if you go on a date without being horny and if you do get some that night you will last longer having got that first nut out of the way, you don’t want to be known as a minute man.

4) Wash your stankin’ butt. Do not expect any women to give you some if you smell like fried cat ass. So before you go out put some water on your nuts.

REVIEW:

Stay in control

No Means No

Have a backup plan

Wash your ass and smell good.

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TRP The Tech Episode

1) Why tech is important to a player

A) Tech can help keep you from getting caught playin’ if you know what you are doing. If you are not careful it will get you caught up with evidence.

2) How to use tech to keep from getting caught

3) Multiple cell numbers by using multiple sim cards and not multiple cell phones.

4) Email get one or five of them, point being get more than one.

5) Myspace and other social networking sites. Use them or not use them?

6) Erase everything! your text messages your emails your IMs your browsing history your call history. Erase everything.

7) Don’t write down anything put numbers in your cellphone if you need to write down an address then put it in the memo section of your phone or record a voice memo but don’t write it down.

One last thing don’t forget to clear your travel history on your GPS unit.

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